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Saturday, July 14th, 2007

(1 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:116/145= 80%--- BORING.
Time:2:04 am.
Mood: chipper.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(X ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Smoked Weed
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 5

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 7

Level 3
(x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House.
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
( ) Been Arrested
(x) Made Out With A Stranger
(X ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
SO FAR: 11

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-Worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 14

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 17

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of bebo
(x) Been Mosh Pitting
SO FAR: 19

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Love(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel butt naked
SO FAR: 21

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 26

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 31

Level 10
(x) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( X) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 34

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Robbed Someone ....
(x) Been Misunderstood
( X) Pet A Deer
SO FAR: 39

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 42

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Had deja vu
SO FAR: 43

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
SO FAR: 47

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( X) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 52

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
SO FAR: 56

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 60

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Been Kissed Under the Mistletoe
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
SO FAR: 69

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( X) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 74

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" In School
( X) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 77

Level 22
(X ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 80

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night
SO FAR: 84

Level 24
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
(x) Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 87

Level 25
( X) Seen a Ghost
(x) Have/Had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Jail/Visit
SO FAR: 89

Level 26
( X) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(X ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 94

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video
( X) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 97

Level 28
(x) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(x) Had someone Moon / Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept Naked
( X) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dippin In A Pool
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 104

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black-Mailed
SO FAR: 108

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 112

Level 32
( ) Been Shot At
(X ) Had sex in a field/garden
( X) Flattened someone’s tires
(x) Rode your car until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 116



yeah, first update in like years. 
had a fabulous time tonight
josh, beans, four, francisco, big d-- i love you all terribly =]

Monday, March 6th, 2006

(1 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:hahaha, you fucking suck
Time:3:04 pm.
Mood: lethargic.

fuck this noise
i'm sick of all of your stuuuuuupid bullshit
and i'm sick of how i say its over
and then i freak out and it never is.
what's my problem..

p.s.
new york
and TBS, i'm gonna pee
.


Friday, February 24th, 2006

(black my eyes)

Time:7:54 pm.
Mood: blah.
please dont mind the spelling errors in the last entry, i was quite upset.

i'm still grounded, ew.

Monday, February 20th, 2006

(2 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Time:2:39 pm.
Mood: angry.

I HATE MY BROTHER WITH A MOTHERFUCKING PASSION
IM GOING TO CUT UP HIS PIECE OF SHIT GIRLFRIEND WITH A RUSTY HANGER. I WILL ABORT THAT LITTLE MINION INSIDE HER AND FUCKING FEED IT HER..
FUCKING TRAILOR TRASH OIECE OF SHIT.
RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE, DO IT.


.i'm grounded for the next week or two.


Thursday, January 26th, 2006

(1 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:IGNORE! zoology homework!
Time:10:42 pm.
Lauren Caruso
Period 7
Platyhelminthes

Phylum Name: Platyhelminthes, which means "flatworms."

Examples: Planarian, flukes, and tapeworms.

Typical Environment: Some platyhelminthes live as parasites in or on other animals, but some are free living.

Typical Adult Lifestyle: Platyhelminthes are parasites and free living organisms.

Symmetry: Platyhelminthes have bilateral symmetry.

Locomotion: Free living planarians swim through water with a wave of their body, r on a solid surface they glide on a mucus that they secrete and are propelled by the cilia on their body. others attach themselves with suckers or small hooks.

Body Openings: Flatworms only have one body opening called the pharynx.

Cell Layers: There are three germ layers, the ectoderm, mesoderm, and endoderm.

Systems Present: There is a cluster of nerve cells known as the cerebral ganglia that serves as a simple brain. Their reproduction can be sexual and asexual. platyhelminthes are hermaphroditic, but they can also reproduce asexually by fission. Food is taken in and digested in the gastrovascular cavity. They do not have a circulatory or respiratory system because of diffusion. The cells can exchange oxygen and carbon dioxide directly with the environment.

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

(4 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:yayyyyyy, take pickshaa
Time:9:07 pm.
Mood: cold.

we f0iine. )


Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

(8 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:chicago is overrated.
Time:9:12 pm.
Mood: groggy.

EVERYBODY

 HAVE

 FUN

TONIGHT!

 

...EVERYBODY

 WANG

CHUNG

 TONIGHT!


Sunday, November 27th, 2005

(1 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:<3 loverrr
Time:4:56 pm.
Mood: bored.
you're the sexiest piece of man ass since sliced bread <3

Saturday, November 12th, 2005

(3 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:say 8 words to me then expect us to fuck?.. eh, alright. haha
Time:12:57 pm.
Mood: giggly.

fuck "best friends"they don't know shit about shit. i'm done with you and i hope you enjoy it because you brought it upon yourself. i used to be able to tell you everything and i loved you with all my heart. now you're just like any other guy. so much for best friends, huh..

 

i had a wonderful weekend and it's prettty much just begun.

tinley was awesome <3

wallllshhy =]

forests are dirty

fire is hot

boys are adorable

and i love tinley.

collette is awesome too.


Monday, October 24th, 2005

(4 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:yeah, what, bitches.
Time:10:30 pm.
Mood: curious.

so keeky and i tend to hang out in Midlo and Matteson quite often .

school is dumb and i hate it. i hope the weekend comes soon.

that Wes is a neat fellow, as if i didnt already know.

i'm apparently easy and i get around, so ya know if you ever need any give me a call... psh whatever.

albino boy's are pointless and confusing. i love hello kitty coloring books because they're neat and i like to color the king of neat pictures so he'll cheer up.

this entry is pointless, just like all of my other ones.


Sunday, September 11th, 2005

(9 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:it feels like i got whacked with a baseball batttt
Time:8:10 pm.
Mood: hungry.

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BELATE BIRTHDAY TO JESSICA!!! i love you and i am just now updating from last week or whatever. but yeah i hope you had a great day, dora!!

meghans party, yeah.. just.. i'll summarize it because theres no need to talk about it. it was pretty good then shitty then good then some more shitty then good then ouch then more shitty then okay then i went home.

saturday was innnnnteresting. i love nora and tinley kids and mike and its just such a good time. i hate to lose people in the back of mojoes and i hate it when i'm sexually frustrated and you and your cute face are too drunk and sleepy to move. hmph. saturday was neat. moral of the story: new lenox is a pointless place to be.

today was stupid. i went to a bridal shower and saw krissa and josh. i sat with krissa's boss because i'm that awesome and i know her haha then i went to look for dresses for HOMECOMING at trail this weekend hahaha it's gonna be so funny..

 

I LOVE SUZIE THE PIRATE A WHOLE LOT YEP WITH ALLL OF THIS HERE HEART.


Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

(1 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:arr im lame.
Time:5:27 pm.
Mood: bored.
HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY TO MEGHANNNNN =]

Sunday, September 4th, 2005

(1 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:lets do the time warp again?
Time:4:45 am.
Mood: pissed off.

i hope you choke.

happy birthday robbb!

and happy belated "ihaventupdatedmyjournalin18years" birthday to britney.

stuff has happened, none of you livejournal people neeeeeed to know about it.

im in a shitty mood.

fuck this little boy's button up shirt, YOU'RE SQUISHING MY BOOBS,jerk!

 

 

p.s.

and a thank you very much to meghan for letting me borrow her mommmmys clothes. i'm getting it dry-cleaned so i'll have it back to you when that's done darling.


Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

(1 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:i saw the scene unfold
Time:11:37 pm.
Mood: crappy.

Let me run with you tonight
I'll take you on a moonlight ride
There's someone I used to see
But she don't give a damn for me
But let me get to the point,
 let's roll another joint
and turn the radio loud
,
I'm too alone to be proud
You don't know how it feels

-Tom Petty

 

i just had a big long entry then it got deleted, ew fuck you.

basically...

nextel sucks.

new friendships are grand, well new/old ones that are being awesome right now.

no more boyfriend, but it's okay because we're supposed to stay friends, he best keep up his end of the deal haha anyways im rambling..

 

So long sweet summer,
I stumbled upon you and gratefully basked in your rays
So long sweet slumber
I fell into you now you're gracefully falling away
Hey thanks, thanks for that summer
It's cold where you're going
I hope that your heart is always warm
I gave you the best that I had
You passed on my letters
And passed on the best that I had

-Dashboard Confessional


Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

(3 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:uughhh i knew it...
Time:11:48 pm.
Mood: lonely.
hahah turns out: i suck at relationships too....

Monday, August 15th, 2005

(4 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:if we go down we go down together, best friends means.. what best friends means
Time:5:51 pm.
Mood: blah.

i'm retarded.

-EDIT-

With pristine fingertips they wash behind their ears
And let their hair down 'til the audiences leave
I'm definitely shaking
The silence isn't breaking
Backwashed and stranded memories
Of something i thought could be

-Death Cab For Cutie

so things have pretty much been retarded lately. i'm a little upset that summer is almost over. I know that the things to come aren't going to be too pretty, so I'd like to keep it summer for as long as possible.. but I know that can't happen. I wish this would have happened at the begining of summer so we both wouldn't have to go through this even though I know it kills me more then you. I like to be retarded about everything and just ughh it's pissing me off.

My last weekend of summer was alright. I spent most of it with some of my favorite people, so things are okay. I spent friday with Suzie and Wes Ally Andrew Dave and Dan.. it was alright, we went to the park and just messed around for a while. We played watermelon and my legs got all retarded on the slide because I dont wear pants and yeah thats what I get for wearing skirts all of the time. Suzie Wes Ally and I all went out for sushi and it was an entertaining time. Saturday we hung out at the hill and played padiddle after things got boring. we were all naked and it was funny. The lady at the drivethru was like what the hellll. it was cute. I'll leave you with some more lyrics.. because im retarded.

Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night..watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place.. wont you come with me
We could start again

-Incubus


Friday, August 12th, 2005

(5 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:i waste all my time just thinkin' of youuu
Time:2:36 am.
Mood: tired.

so turns out i officially LOVE suzies boyfriend, dan.. and her oooooff course and gazing balls! mannn i loved today heres how it goes:

  • work, ew
  • josh came there
  • SUZIE AND DAN!
  • car rides and meghans house
  • burger king/rachel-- dont forget the markers rachel =]
  • HAHAHA MOMMAHHH PICTURE!
  • colored dan a picture =] haha it was fun, he put it in his car and i made it look like a 3 year old did it haha silly me
  • GAZING BALL "shopping" ((may or may not have been in my uncle joe's yard haha))
  • home =[
  • phone with wes for like 3 years.. yes, years.

shopping with ally at 9 tomorrow-- LOOK OUT WOODFIELD! hahaha <3

<3333


Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

(4 cut my wrists | black my eyes)

Subject:theres a mouse in my house!
Time:1:03 am.
Mood: sad.

im like real sad/pissed/frustrated right now.. i'm gonna kiiinda update..

saw suzie, rob, and dan yesterday. i <3 those kids, they're all so cute and so much fun. we rented movies and hung out and charlie ((suzies creepy little brother-- sorry suzie haha)) jumped on my back and like tried to rape me in the jewel parking lot .. and then he kept grabbing my ass and of course the loveellly boyfriend that i have told him to keep doing it.. jerk! hah jaykayy

today i went to work.. got hit on.. and i dont know it was gross..

im a lobster.


Friday, August 5th, 2005

(black my eyes)

Subject:monday couldn't come fast enough..
Time:1:44 am.
Mood: happy.

note to self : i miss you terribly, this is what we call a tragedy.. c o m e b a c k t o m e, come back to me..

monday i went to the beach and it was wayyy loads of terriffic fun with britney<3 benny tony david and brandon.. basically we were naked and drunk at the beach, what more can you want?! ahahahah... looonnnng story =]

i just got home from blue man and my date with suzie and my daddy.. it was really fun actually i spent a lot of money at the mall today and mostly at H&M, i got cute clothes though..

IM GOING TO MICHIGAN WITH NORA  SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, i love her.

i miss that Rob boy <3, i am so excited to see him on monday and tuesday <3 <3 i can't wait. i love talking to that boy it just makes me happy and i get that stupid cheesy smile on my face that just wont leavveee. he called me today during blue man, a quiet part may i add.. it was funny because all of a sudden you just hear "drop it like it's hhoooott, drop it like it's hhoottt" it was funny. i called him while we were at navy pier and stuff. suzie and i took pictures but it would take too long to upload them and stuff now so i'll do it later.

i'm off to go get a popsicle and my fufu berry soda hahaha i feel like im pms-ing. ew <3


Sunday, July 31st, 2005

(black my eyes)

Subject:"HEY MAN!! YOU'RE SELLIN' CRACK!!!"
Time:2:17 pm.
Mood: pissed off.

my weekend was pretty much awesome.. i'm going to recap for you.

FriDaY- vanessa and i sat around for a while until suzie got off work. i got ready and all that jazz reallll fast, like speedy quick, 15 minutes. My mom dropped me off at suzies house then suzie and i went to go get rachel and we were off to proud american days. we got there and saw victors band. they won and all that yatta yatta. "the eagle has landed!" = code for victors hideous girlfriend. suzie met a boooyyy and we walked around for a while. suzie and i took hitler youth pictuuresss that will be up later.. and her dogs and i bonded haha we didnt sleep til like 3 a.m.ish

SATURDAY- OZZFEST was awesome. we got there around 8:25 and listened to people talk. they had a lisp so it was quite entertaining. then we walked around and talked to rachel for a while. anndd brian and meghan and i saw like everyone and their mother. not reallly but i saw a lot of people i knew.. suziee ((cause i went with her)) rob britney ian brian meghan jessica dom dan austin lauren zack george keith dave stick anthony joey kristen jew allison howie billy tommy david krissa angela kyle and luke. i had more fun when it was dark. i <3 zack because he's neat and he gave us things hahaha.. moral of the story: ozzfest kicked warped tour's little emo ass =], sorry.


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